From the recording Confidence vol. 1
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Why didn’t the koala get the job?
Yes, Mrs. Eucalyptus? I’m sorry, you’re over-koalafied
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you’ve got problems!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great Fall?
To make up for a miserable summer!
What kind of key opens a banana?
What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong? Right! Right? No, wrong!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Why was the broom running late?
What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?
What did zero say to eight?